You know the drill. Monday will bring you a very unfortunate situation that looks something like this, and it kills you. That means you have only four more theatre-attending days left. Here are the four shows you need to see before you kick it.

THURSDAY — Creature Feature

Improv, you say? Yeah, ya jerk. Go see some fuckin’ improv already! HUGE Theatre presents this fully improvised, comedic monster movie. You know you’ve never seen that before. 8pm at the Brave New Workshop, bitches.

FRIDAY — Miscast

Wanna see a 7pm show at everyone’s favorite bowling alley/live theatre, the Bryant Lake Bowl? You’re in luck! La Vie Theatre is putting up this musical revue in which actors sing from roles they have always dreamed of performing, but would never be cast in. If you think that sounds too stupid for you, just remember…you saw Wonderland.

SATURDAY — Continuous City

Nothing to do with local fringe theatre, but a whole helluva lot to do with awesomely innovative theatre — The Builders Association makes its way to The Walker’s McGuire Theater. I’m not going to try to explain what this project is like…I’m just ordering you to check it out. 8pm and you won’t miss a thing.

SUNDAY — ARENA Dances

Sundays suck for theatre. Solve this problem by seeing some dance. 2pm or 7pm at The Southern, you can see a little Mathew Janczewski choreography while listening to a little live music by ETHEL. Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

Show To See If You’d Rather Just Kill Yourself: Vilification Tennis: Electile Dysfunction. The ick-factor is way high.