Nothing to do with theatre…just something I thought most of you would find amusing.

The Jungle Theater will be holding auditions for David Mamet’s A Life in the Theatre on Saturday, June 28th from 12 - 5 and Monday, June 30th from 6 - 10.

Seeking one male actor, 20 - 35, to play “John”, a young professional actor. Must be able to handle large role, a variety of theatrical styles, and some swordplay.

Prepare 2 two-minute monologues, one Shakespeare and one contemporary.

First rehearsal: Aug. 19th. Runs: Sept. 19th - Oct. 26th.

Call 612-278-0156 to make an appointment.

Yeah, yeah. You know the drill. This happens to you. You die on Monday. You see 4 shows between now and then. Go.

THURSDAY — Uranus

This is your last chance to see Upright Egg’s latest production. 8pm at the Tilsner Artist’s Coop…and read the FringeFamous Five with Brian O’Neal for a little background before you go. Hehehe…Uranus.

FRIDAY — Theatre Limina’s Summer Shorts

I thought Theatre Limina was gone but I was oh, so very wrong. On Friday you’ll want to check out their Summer Shorts series at the Bryant Lake Bowl — 7pm. You can’t really go wrong with a night of 10-minute plays. Even if they suck, you can sip your beer and tell yourself “the longest it will suck is 10 minutes”…unless they all suck.

SATURDAY — Love’s Labor’s Lost

On Saturday, I’d suggest checking out this play by some guy named William Shakespeare. Hmmm, weird. Maybe it’s new. Anyway, the playwright’s not important. What is important is that Cromulent Shakespeare Company is performing this play at the Stone Arch Bridge Park at 7pm, which means that if you start to lose interest, you can just pull out the bocce ball or toss across.

SUNDAY — Church Basement Ladies 2: A Second Helping

It goes against everything I know to advise you to go see this 2pm show at the Plymouth Playhouse. But it also goes against everything I know to advise you not to see something that Greta Grosch wrote (she just plain has funny bones). I flipped a coin and Greta won.

Show To See If You’d Rather Just Kill Yourself: Married Alive!. Oh, Chan. What would we do without you?