I recently came across this article on the Strib’s website about the Spirit in the House spiritual fringe festival. I guess it’s a kind of fringe festival for those who prefer their theatre festivals a little less gay.

A single ticket will run you $12, a Sacri-licious Punch Card (five shows) will run you $48, or you can get the biggest boner by purchasing a Nirvan-A-Rama Universal Pass (unlimited shows) for $99.

I actually don’t have a problem with anything about this festival. I just thought the photo was fucking hilarious.

Actors Theater of Minnesota is currently auditioning for the upcoming production of Deer Camp: The Musical directed by Shanan Wexler. Auditions will be by invitation only and will be held on Tuesday, June 3rd at 6:00pm.

Needed are 4 men who can play 30+. Some singing and movement is involved with all of the roles.

There will be one workshop day in early June and regular rehearsals will begin on August 18th and go 5-6 days per week until opening on September 19th. The regular performance schedule will be six shows per week, Thursday – Sunday with two shows on Saturday. Performances will run from September 19th until November 30th at the Lowry Theater in downtown St Paul.

All roles are paid per performance. Rehearsals are also paid.

To be considered, email a headshot and resume to Allen Weeks at allen@actorsmn.org.

Ed. Note — I didn’t include a synopsis of Deer Camp: The Musical. If you’d like one, just close your eyes and imagine a retarded monkey riding a tricycle. Then spin around in a circle until you’re dizzy and punch yourself in the face. That should just about do it.