Okay, you pansy-ass reviewers. You thought you had it easy…but that’s no longer the case. Prepare to have your reviews reviewed!

This week’s review (yeah, it’s not really a review so back off) can be found here.

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Dominic Papatola’’s latest weekly opinion piece is a short ramble about how the arts community should have a big kickoff event like the fishing opener, and maybe somehow we could get the Governor involved.

On the surface, it sounds pretty good. But then Papatola spends half the article talking about how A.) it would be hard to pull off and B.) it wouldn’t be as entertaining as the fishing opener.

Really? Well done, Dominic — you’’ve informed your audience that the combined arts communities of Minnesota wouldn’t be able to put together an event more interesting than sitting in a boat with a fucking stick in your hand for hours at a time. And this was your damn idea in the first place!

What’s next? A story about how the Fringe Festival should be more like NASCAR? (Actually that might be a good angle. The conditions tend to be exceedingly hot, the audience sometimes smells, and the participants always seem to lean to the left in their work. Although I will say I’’ve seen WAY more car wrecks onstage at the Fringe than in a year of ESPN highlights.)